Target Dream...

Last night's dream:

I was driving to work when I realized I needed to stop at Target to buy soap. I had about 5 minutes, so I knew I could make it quick. I walked up and down the aisles in the "Self-Cleaning" section, but no luck. Then an old man started following me and telling me about himself, so I ducked down a random aisle to lose him. I finally made my way to the check-out when I saw that I was a half hour late to work. A girl in front of me was trying to get the cashier to buy her motorcycle. Apparently, the girl's boyfriend was a Target employee and they had bought a motorcycle together. The guy sold his half and spent the money on fast food and a better ride for himself. The girl finally convinced the cashier that Target already owned half of the motorcycle and she should just be able to leave it in the parking lot. The cashier agreed. I went outside to check out the motorcycle, but it was pitch black, even though it was 8:30am.

And then I woke up.

Ludacris Dream...

Dream from 2 weeks ago:

I had started testing software at GE, but I realized during the testing process that I wasn't myself. I was Ludacris. The rapper. No idea why GE hired Ludacris. In any case, I (Luda) was going through menus and found a highlight anom. I knew the SRS folks would be upset, but I was excited to have my first anom.

And then I woke up.

Brett Favre dream...

Last night's dream:

I was listening to the radio and heard that Brett Favre's wrist surgery had complications. The doctors had used super glue and a special rubber glove to wrap around the wrist and gave Favre special instructions to not wash his hand. An infection spread and suddenly killed him. After hearing the news, I headed over to the Obama Presidential Museum (because I apparently was in D.C. .... and apparently there is a museum....) to walk through the exhibits. There was a guard taking a nap - he had no hands or feet, only peg legs. The museum turned out to be like a Disney ride, maybe Pirates of the Caribbean style. I was just about to get to a huge ship display...

And then I woke up.

Centipede Dream...

Wednesday Night's Dream:

I was talking on the phone in my kitchen to someone, when I turned around and noticed the tail of a centipede under our table. I moved the table (still on the phone) and saw a foot-long giant centipede. It had huge pincers (the size of a lobster's) and was really creepy. I yelled for my roommate to come kill it.

And then I woke up.

Interview Dream...

Last Night's Dream:

I was in a computer lab, editing my resume in preparation for an interview. I also made a powerpoint version of my resume for some unknown reason. The interviewer came in to get me, and I followed him down a hallway to the interview room. As he opened the doors, I entered an auditorium. Turns out, my interview was going to a be a presentation on my resume and why I thought I should get the job. There were about 100 people in attendance. I sat in the front row (this was my high school's auditorium). As I waited for my turn to speak, I quickly ran through my resume in my head, thankful that I had made it into a powerpoint, and prepared a speech the way my parents taught me. Two guys sitting behind me commented on the costumes that were sitting out on the stage (there was a musical being rehearsed there later). They wondered what show the costumes were for, so I turned around and said that they were for the musical "Cats". One of the guys asked how I knew and the other said "Oh, that's right. Your parents work here."

And then I woke up.