I was in the audience of the new Conan O'Brien show (it was his first episode back on TV and his show was "The Late Late Late Show with Conan O'Brien"). He was very pumped to be back on the air and was dressed more casually than usual - in a blue polo and khaki shorts. His first guest was Craig Ferguson, another late night TV host. The two chatted and then Conan pulled out a VHS tape of old Craig Ferguson comedy monologues. They put it into a VCR and a DVD menu came up. Craig pointed out that the last "episode" on the DVD menu was the first episode of the Drew Carey Show, on which he played Drew's boss. They played the episode, which started out like this:
Drew Carey was walking down the street, cranky and singing to himself. He was dressed for his job, which was working at a place similar to KFC. He stood behind the counter at work, hating his life, and finally decided to quit. When he did, he was handed a flier from a random other employee that was looking for an accountant (or whatever his job on the Drew Carey Show was), so he called the number.
And then I got to level 2 of my dream (I just saw "Inception" - AWESOME movie, by the way).
I was making coffee in the morning and went to rinse out my coffee pot to fill with water. I noticed the outer skin of a mealworm was floating in the water. I was really grossed out, so I went to check my coffee maker for signs of bugs. And then I noticed that it was covered in slugs. I frantically tried to kill them all, but they just kept appearing....
And then I woke up.
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